Hello. When I tried on clothes today at the mall, there were fat mirrors everywhere. The price was high (fat) for eating all those Palm Oil Mysterious May Day Chocolate Chip Cookies. For Pete's sake, I need to take my life in hand.

My friend helped me find a pretty scarf to wear under my coats. For $6.50. Better than that, we had stimulating conversation for 6 hours. I see more of this in my near future. DTD says I never go anywhere. Well, hold your horses, because that is about to change.

Dinner tonight made good use of my nice fresh ingredients. Cooked bacon, kept all the grease and added butter, sauteed onion, garlic, apples. Added brown sugar, salt and pepper, grated carrots and sliced cabbage. The end result was perfect for a cold winter's night. Made more mashed potatoes, and, of course, ate all the bacon. Apparently, the fat mirrors were exactly like what the Bible says, We behold ourselves in a mirror and go our way and promptly forget what we looked like (loosely paraphrased by KEM). To be more accurate, KEM is exactly like what the Bible says. BTW, when I was with my sister last week in a different store, the mirrors were thin mirrors, I didn't look half bad, I even surprised myself. Today I looked TOTALLY different -- blubbery and rippled and, more or less, shocking compared to 7 days ago. What gives? Yet another mystery we will hang on the deceitful little back of MMDCCC.

I won't complain about the freezing weather here in Florida because I know it is even more freezing everywhere else in the USA. Hey, this is what it is, I am subconciously eating millions of MMDCCC's because the end result will be that they insulate me from the sub-zero temperatures.

Find a way to stay warm.

KEM