Canada is going ape on us. Winning the gold medal in ice dancing. Well, they deserved it, that program tonight has rendered me speechless. It was ethereal. There, that's the word.

And what was with Canada never before winning a gold medal on home turf? They can forget that was ever a problem, they're raking in gold medals lately like all the other competitors packed up and went home. Well, I exaggerate, but I am happy for our lovely neighbors to the north.

Can you believe where all these top ice dancing pairs train? In Michigan? Of course we can believe it, Michigan is the tops. I still love Davis and White, what won the medal was the choreography, I think. The Canadians were just a touch more fluid, not to mention white and black outfits with their dark hair, just right, but USA close on their heels. Too bad the Russians were not in top health, he wasn't, but their costumes alone should have disqualified them. Yep, I said it. And dear, darling Belbin and Agosto, they get the gold medal for classy 4th place finish speeches, bless their baby hearts. They need to get married, what is wrong with them, they don't even go together. How could you train with each other for upteen millions of years, day in and day out, and be best friends, never a cross word, and then try to find someone else to marry. Give it up already. Of course, the Canadian is very affectionate with his partner, they might be in love, at least. Let's hope so.

Those Canadians are mere babies, how can they be so accomplished, how will they get any better? Where can they go, they are all ready here?

Okay, enough rattles tonight.

Wannabe ice dancer KEM