How 'bout another quote, 'cause I have brain freeze. Every bit of me, inside and out, is completely FROZEN.

Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor ... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting. --Mother Teresa

That's a tall order, but I guess we should aim for it.

One more thing. I really, really like to eat dates. Of course, I never think to buy them unless the store places them where you have to trip over them, like as an extra display sticking out the side of an end cap blocking the aisle, a hazard, really, you have to maneuver your cart around, which I'm not so hot at, which happened recently. I knocked the display down and when I was picking these boxes of dates up, I tossed one into the cart. It's called a marketing ploy and it works for people like KEM, the Dead Sea Push Over.

It has since occurred to me, as I pop them one after the other into my mouth, that dates strongly resemble decapitated roaches. That have also had their legs amputated. That have also been gone over with a roller. But I eat them anyway, although I have to confess, my pleasure is now somewhat diminished. Don't mind me, just go right ahead and enjoy your dates as per usual and pretend you never heard of me.

Going to clip coupons.

KEM -- and I hope I left you better and happier, or, at the very least, well-educated in one type of roach impersonators.